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Bileyerheid Member

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I am a very very good golfer. I'm 49 years old and although my handicap is not yet plus, I will be winning big time on the Champions Tour within the next twelve months. My question to you is this, "Do you want to be a part of this BONANZA?"

I recently approached my local bank for a loan for this endeavour and to my surprise they refused. So, I am offering, wait for it, an APR of 22.4% to anyone who finances this. That's $22.40 per year for every $100 you invest in this project.

I don't want to go into the fine details at the moment, lets just say this is an opportunity that could hound you for the rest of your life if you don't take it.

What's my advice?

Go for it!


Harp stein Established Member

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This is much better than those cheesy "My sister makes $100/hr working from home" SPAM comments typically seen on-line.

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Mr. Desmond Super Member

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Ballzeee..

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Wally Fairway Great Member

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what could go wrong - how many units are you selling, and how much is each unit?

by the way, how do you plan on qualifying for a champions tour event?

it may be the hardest tour to get onto...unless you are in the World Golf Hall of Fame, or one of the top 70 in lifetime earnings, or a few other obscure exemptions

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SavvySwede Great Member

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what could go wrong - how many units are you selling, and how much is each unit?

by the way, how do you plan on qualifying for a champions tour event?

it may be the hardest tour to get onto...unless you are in the World Golf Hall of Fame, or one of the top 70 in lifetime earnings, or a few other obscure exemptions

It is very much the hardest tour to get in. On the PGA Tour there are quite a few pros losing their cards and giving up every year. The Champions Tour is mostly comprised of the pros who were able to stay on tour for 20+ seasons. Combine that with the fact that the fields are smaller and sponsors leave less room for qualifiers because they only want recognizable names and you're looking at the most exclusive group of golfers in the world.

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Vinsk Incredible Member

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I read this before seeing the name....I expected to see "Omdalla Ndgo"

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Patch Incredible Member

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Pretty sure you should qualify first to play with the seniors, then ask for money. :whistle:

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Hatchman Great Member

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He gave the clue in his avitar, especially the one with the red nose. I illustrated it in the graphic I posted. Golfers! Scottish avatar Bile yer heid, meaning "don't be ridiculous".
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Bileyerheid Member

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If you hdc index is 1.4, you aren't good enough to win on the Champions Tour. Not a chance. Sorry.

My handicap would probably get me through the cut but you're right not good enough to win. With the finacial support I would hire Erik and Mike to tune up my game and I think the sky would be the limit.

This is much better than those cheesy "My sister makes $100/hr working from home" SPAM comments typically seen on-line.

This is definitely not spam and I am only promising 22.4% annual gain on your invetsment. Its not a get rich quick scheme but I'm sure if you can afford the investment I'll enjoy the project.

what could go wrong - how many units are you selling, and how much is each unit?

by the way, how do you plan on qualifying for a champions tour event?

it may be the hardest tour to get onto...unless you are in the World Golf Hall of Fame, or one of the top 70 in lifetime earnings, or a few other obscure exemptions

There's no limit on the amount of units available and each unit costs only $5 with a minimum purchase of 50 units. I also have a early bird special, 100units for $450. I plan to use bribery in order to qualify and if that doesn't work, I will rely on skill.

It is very much the hardest tour to get in. On the PGA Tour there are quite a few pros losing their cards and giving up every year. The Champions Tour is mostly comprised of the pros who were able to stay on tour for 20+ seasons. Combine that with the fact that the fields are smaller and sponsors leave less room for qualifiers because they only want recognizable names and you're looking at the most exclusive group of golfers in the world.

With the proper sponsoring and marketing, I am going to be one recognised names.

I read this before seeing the name....I expected to see "Omdalla Ndgo"

Omdalla Ndgo?

Pretty sure you should qualify first to play with the seniors, then ask for money.

Not possible, I need the money.

He gave the clue in his avitar, especially the one with the red nose. I illustrated it in the graphic I posted. Golfers! Scottish avatar Bile yer heid, meaning "don't be ridiculous".

Yes exact translation of 'bile yer heid' is 'boil your head'. We often say, "Awa' an' bile yer heid ya mug ye" meaning WTFO. 'Don't be ridiculous' is also a pretty accurate translation. And of course I am not being ridiculous, if you can afford the investment, I promise to put my heart and soul into it.


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Yes exact translation of 'bile yer heid' is 'boil your head'. We often say, "Awa' an' bile yer heid ya mug ye" meaning WTFO. 'Don't be ridiculous' is also a pretty accurate translation. And of course I am not being ridiculous, if you can afford the investment, I promise to put my heart and soul into it.

You're an interesting fellow. I think I like you and hope you do well. I may not be posting for a few weeks, I start the M&M; tour shortly.

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[QUOTE name="Bileyerheid" url="/t/83178/back-me-or-sack-me#post_1167630"] My handicap would probably get me through the cut but you're right not good enough to win. [/QUOTE] No it wouldn't. Not even close. Unless someone played through a catastrophic injury or they talked someone like Arnold Palmer into playing again (i.e. a really old guy)  you'd be DFL just about every time. Edit: forgot no actual cut on Champs Tour. Still DFL or very close.

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David in FL Incredible Member

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My handicap would probably get me through the cut.....

There's no cut in a Champions Tour event. You should probably know that.... You couldn't compete with Jeff Maggert, Miguel Angel Jimenez, Paul Goydos, Woody Austin, Billy Andrade, and Joe Durant on the PGA Tour last year, but you're going to compete with them on the Champions Tour this year. Good stuff!

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Abu3baid Great Member

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I'm game.. Where do I PayPal the money to? Do I get like a certificate or something? I want to make sure you don't take the money and run, I want to see you go thorough with it.

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turtleback Super Member

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I am a very very good golfer. I'm 49 years old and although my handicap is not yet plus, I will be winning big time on the Champions Tour within the next twelve months. My question to you is this, "Do you want to be a part of this BONANZA?"

I recently approached my local bank for a loan for this endeavour and to my surprise they refused. So, I am offering, wait for it, an APR of 22.4% to anyone who finances this. That's $22.40 per year for every $100 you invest in this project.

I don't want to go into the fine details at the moment, lets just say this is an opportunity that could hound you for the rest of your life if you don't take it.

What's my advice?

Go for it!

I could get a 100% return on my investment if I could just get someone to take my $100 bet that you will never tee it up in a Champions Tour event.

(BTW, APR is used for interest that one is paying - the way you are using it it should be APY)

But then again, what the hell do I know?

Rich - in name only

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