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In a recent newspaper article a sponsor of a local 1 mile charity run was listed as "Coka Cola"! How does one misspell Coca Cola? I suppose it's because the shorthand is "Coke"!?

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I wasΒ traveling for work and started noticing road construction signs. Β As I drove closer they had a flashing sign that read right lane closed 6/5 threw 6/8. Makes me curious how far and why June 5th threwΒ June 8th. Haha.Β 


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Translation/spelling fail

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I guess that's like having a shouldemer separation!Β 

And before I get flamed for going OT, this is still a media mistake! Recently, there has aired in our local market a television ad for a local restaurant. The camera shot shows their "Surf 'n Turf", in which a large fly is seen crawling around on the lobster tail!Β 

YAAAAGGGHHHHHH! Doesn't anybody look at these things before airing them?!Β  BTW, that adΒ has been pulled!Β 

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The modernized Rules of Golf got into effect Jan. 1, 2019, and there are lots of changes that will benefit everyday golfers. Here are nine of the biggest

Not only does the dummy like the flagstick rule, but Ryan Harrington, uhhh…

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And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is a professional writer.

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49 minutes ago, iacas said:
modernized-rules-of-golf-book-antique-20

The modernized Rules of Golf got into effect Jan. 1, 2019, and there are lots of changes that will benefit everyday golfers. Here are nine of the biggest

Not only does the dummy like the flagstick rule, but Ryan Harrington, uhhh…

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And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is a professional writer.

Maybe the writer is referring to delay caused when playing golf on the computer, you know by hitting the "undo" button???

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10 minutes ago, Lihu said:

Unless they’re parents are language professors in Germany πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ

It's generally wise to, when making wisecracks about spelling, to watch your own spelling.

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10 minutes ago, iacas said:

It's generally wise to, when making wisecracks about spelling, to watch your own spelling.

Huh? I wasn’t making a comment on his spelling. Just opening up a possibility that there might possibly be a way a 4 year old could possibly spell the word 😁

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1 minute ago, Lihu said:

Huh? I wasn’t making a comment on his spelling. Just opening up a possibility that there might possibly be a way a 4 year old could possibly spell the word 😁

I didn't say you were making a comment on Scott's spelling. Both of you were, however, "making wisecracks about spelling."

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I had a whattsapp message the other day, which I believe is true. It is a picture of a group of children, all them dressed as elves apart from one. The school requested the children come dressed as elves for a school play, but the one dressed incorrectly was dressed as Elvis Presley.Β 

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Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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4 hours ago, nevets88 said:

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There are a bunch that could fit into that category.Β 

Toe the line (not tow) is one that comes to mind.

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Β Biride?

(Took a couple times to type thatβ€”my iPad kept wanting to correct it.)

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Driver: :callaway:Β Razr Fit 10.5Β° Β 
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Hybrid: :cobra:Β Baffler DWSΒ 20Β°
Irons: :ping:Β G400Β 
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2 hours ago, Missouri Swede said:

Β Biride?

(Took a couple times to type thatβ€”my iPad kept wanting to correct it.)

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Thats my new 2019 goal sorted, make more biride's :-D

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It's the European Tour, so maybe he's playing in a country where he wins a bride if he makes the putt, and they misspelled bride? πŸ™‚

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1 hour ago, iacas said:

It's the European Tour, so maybe he's playing in a country where he wins a bride if he makes the putt, and they misspelled bride? πŸ™‚

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