Describe Your Divots (or Divot Holes)

[iacas]

FWIW, the divot holes seen here qualify as "trenches."

[DrvFrShow]

Bacon unless I hit a fat 54.

[billchao]

I voted the second option, but kind of in between brushing grass and bacon strips. When I hit it well, I rip out the grass just at the root without taking much soil with it, if any. Sometimes I won't take a divot at all and the grass just gets a little scuffed up.

[saevel25]

I voted, baby the other other white meat :p

If it was about 2 years ago I would have voted trenches. I can take some serious divots if the ground is soft enough. Most of the time, my divots are much more shallower and smaller.

[Rock In Socks]

On very rare occasions I get to enjoy a good strip of bacon.

[jbishop15]

My divots are usually nice little bacon strips. Very rarely do I dig a ditch.

[Jeremie Boop]

I typically do just like Bill, brush the grass or rip the grass up by the roots. On the rare occasions I actually take a divot it's usually a fat shot.

[Duff McGee]

Magma. Actually either magma or just hit it thin. It's a talent.

[Vinsk]

Pork chops with my Ping Wedges, trenches with my Edel. Bacon with my mid irons...brush the turf with long irons and woods.

[mvmac]

Voted for the second one, it's gotten better than last year where I wasn't taking divots. Working on getting to bacon strips.

[SavvySwede]

Bacon strips with the occasional pork chop when I go after it a bit too hard.

[Duff McGee]

The size of divots I used to have in high school were mind blowing. People used to burst into laughter when I would get paired up with them and I would hit a short iron. Then I would have to go grab my toupee sized turf and fill the hole where night crawlers were starting to squirm out. I had a figure 8 type of swing where I came so shallow I would basically touch my heels (not actually but you get the picture) then I would manage to bring the club completely over top and then hit down on the ball with all my might. That was when I was swinging my driver close to 118ish mph on the swing monitors. Divots the size of your head.

[Lihu]

3 months ago, trenches. Now bacon. The maintenance crew is very thankful. . .

[Psyber]

Sometimes I dig a trench about six inches behind the ball...

[DrvFrShow]

I've seen some beaver tails on the tee box. I wonder who hit those.

[jsgolfer]

I've seen some beaver tails on the tee box. I wonder who hit those.

You mean beaver pelts?

I've been told my divots are the size of Rhode Island

[Pretzel]

I usually take a nice little pork chop out off the ground, unless it's wet out. If it's wet I have a group of scientists that follow me to study the mantle of the planet when I need to hit a 3/4 wedge shot. I get a feeling of satisfaction from replacing a divot after a solid strike, similar to fixing a ball mark on the green. I'm assuming that bacon and pork chop (hopefully) are the "correct" answers here?

[boogielicious]

I voted pork chop, but that is really for my wedges only and only a full shot. The divots diminish as I move up. If I take partial wedge shots, the divots are smaller too.  I used to dig trenches, but all the work I've done on Evolvr to shallow my swing has reduced the divot.

And, I agree with @Pretzel about wet ground. I had one on Tuesday that could have replaced Trump's toupee.