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Ball heading into the trees...

Spit it out.

Spit it out!

SPIT IT OUT!!!

Steve

Kill slow play. Allow walking. Reduce ineffective golf instruction. Use environmentally friendly course maintenance.

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David Feherty Sunday at the Shark Shootout when Charley Hoffman chunked his chip:

"If he would have hit any farther behind that ball we would have had to add it to yesterday's score" 😂

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Danny    In my :ping: Hoofer Tour golf bag on my :clicgear: 8.0 Cart

Driver:   :pxg: 0311 Gen 5  X-Stiff.                        Irons:  :callaway: 4-PW APEX TCB Irons 
3 Wood: :callaway: Mavrik SZ Rogue X-Stiff                            Nippon Pro Modus 130 X-Stiff
3 Hybrid: :callaway: Mavrik Pro KBS Tour Proto X   Wedges: :vokey:  50°, 54°, 60° 
Putter: :odyssey:  2-Ball Ten Arm Lock        Ball: :titleist: ProV 1

 

 

 

 

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"Augusta's 17th green was so fast it could have been bikini waxed".

Gary McCord said that on air, and was promptly banned from The Master for saying it. Don't think he has ever been back, or even misses not being there. 

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In My Bag:
A whole bunch of Tour Edge golf stuff...... :beer:

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Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – But you have to play the ball where it lies.
~Bobby Jones

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My bag is an ever-changing combination of clubs. 

A mix I am forever tinkering with. 

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“Swing hard in case you hit the ball”

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”  - Jack Benny

”score is everything, nothing else matters”. - an idiot

—Adam

 

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A few  of my fave's ...

- After teeing it up too high and hitting a short moon ball off the top edge of the crown, a woman in my group once said ... "like an elephants butt ... high and stinky"

- after making a 40 footer with break, an old guy I was paired up with mumbled  ... "like it had eyes"

- after shaking his head in disbelief, my brother let this one go in our foursome after I ran a 6 foot putt 7 ft past the hole ... "on the greens, you have the touch of a rapist"

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John

Fav LT Quote ... "you can talk to a fade, but a hook won't listen"

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"never up - never in"

"Not even God can hit a one iron"

"99% of short putts don't go in."

 

"James"

:titleist: 913 D3 with Aldila RIP Phenom 60 4,2 Regular Shaft,  :touredge: Exotics XCG-7 Beta 3W with Matrix Red Tie Shaft:touredge: Exotics EX8 19 deg Hybrid w UST Mamiya Recoil F3 Shaft:touredge: Exotics EX9 28 deg Hybrid w UST Mamiya Recoil F3  shaft, / Bobby Jones Black 22 deg Hybrid:touredge: Exotics EXi 6 -PW  w UST Mamiya Recoil F2 Shaft, SW (56),GW (52),LW (60):touredge:  TGS),/ ODDYSEE Metal-X #7 customized putter (400G, cut down Mid Belly)

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"Golf Should Be Played. Not Watched"

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In My Bag:
A whole bunch of Tour Edge golf stuff...... :beer:

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  • 2 months later...

As a greens keeper was watering the green and waves us on to hit:

Me: ‘Dad, do you think these guys hit with a ball very often?’

Dad: ‘ Probably not ...the green is the safest place on a golf course.’

:ping: G25 Driver Stiff :ping: G20 3W, 5W :ping: S55 4-W (aerotech steel fiber 110g shafts) :ping: Tour Wedges 50*, 54*, 58* :nike: Method Putter Floating clubs: :edel: 54* trapper wedge

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"Who needs fitness, when you've got great equipment?" -- John Daly. 

Saw this in Golf Digest and it made me giggle. Golf is just plain more entertaining with John Daly involved. 

My bag is an ever-changing combination of clubs. 

A mix I am forever tinkering with. 

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Still got a little chicken on that bone.

My bag:

Taylor Made R7 (x-stiff).
Taylor Made Burner 2 irons (stiff)
Cleveland Wedges (gap and 60)
Odyssey two ball putter (white) 

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