Golf Truths

[RandallT]

If one plans a TST outing for April because in March the weather is consistently in the 60s and 70s, then the bad weather is simply waiting for you to finalize the outing date.

[dave s]

Quote from Dad:  "Son, it's not the club, it's the guy swinging it."

I had to say it:  Standing on #18 tee this afternoon, "17 holes with the same ball."  Hooked a horrible tee ball into water on #18.  Jinxed myself.  You can THINK it, but don't SAY it!

dave

[Wally Fairway]

7 iron is the only truly safe club in my bag

[mchepp]

After knocking one out of bounds the provisional is the best drive of the day

[Jim Bloodworth]

Always figure out what you have been doing wrong with your swing on the 18th hole. 

[JetFan1983]

On 5/1/2016 at 1:25 PM, DrvFrShow said:

There is no god.

Amazing comment. Wow I'm still laughing 

[colin007]

On 5/1/2016 at 0:45 PM, Fourputt said:

On the hole with a 60 yard wide fairway and no bunkers you stripe your drive straight down the center, but on the hole with water on the right and deep fairway bunkers on the left, you couldn't hit the fairway if they gave you 4 mulligans.

For me it's the opposite! I can stripe it on a tough hole, but give me a fairway the size of a football field and I'm going to find a way to put it in the next county.

[coachjimsc]

No matter how bad you slice it or how bad you hook it, your ball will find the center of the 5 foot wide cart path.

[skywaterbanjo]

Why not hit your second ball first?

[jsgolfer]

Everything will be OK in the end;

If it's not OK, it's not the end.

[nevets88]

You happen to have some unanticipated free time, luckily, clubs are in the car and you're near a course and it's a nice day, but of course it's busy and there's a minimum 2 hour wait.

[Archie Bunker]

A range ball will always make it over the pond. A new ProV1? Not so lucky....

[SavvySwede]

2 hours ago, nevets88 said:

You happen to have some unanticipated free time, luckily, clubs are in the car and you're near a course and it's a nice day, but of course it's busy and there's a minimum 2 hour wait.

On top of that they are mowing the range.

[DaveP043]

I finally got to a plus handicap....in the bar.  

 

[Jeremie Boop]

2 hours ago, nevets88 said:

You happen to have some unanticipated free time, luckily, clubs are in the car and you're near a course and it's a nice day, but of course it's busy and there's a minimum 2 hour wait.

Or, you have free time after work for the first time in forever but it's raining.

16 minutes ago, SavvySwede said:

On top of that they are mowing the range.

Or, you actually get to the range early enough to warm up but the range is closed.

[Golfingdad]

Playing to a two-tiered green with the pin perched on the tiny top shelf, I'm not hitting it there in 10 tries ... but when the pin is sitting in the middle of the inviting bottom shelf, where everything funnels towards the hole, you damn well better believe I'll find that upper tier with my approach.

[cutchemist42]

The one about playing through seems true for me.

[nevets88]

If you're a newly minted golfer, you will accumulate  a ton of useless golf related crap as holiday presents. My relatives know, Pro VIs.