Incorrect, you handicap is zero which is a handicap. It allows you to have matches against other handicaps.
What about courses with different difficulty? 1 over par on a 7200 yard course is way different than a 6200 course.
Actually, the handicap system is very logical.
by this statement it just seems you have an issue with the USGA in general.
Oh, the wheels have come off. I feel sorry for my teammates in the games the last 2 days. Shot an 88 yesterday, with 1 birdie, but 7 double bogeys. Today was almost as bad with an 84. Tomorrow is practice, with a match play on Monday.
I'm watching a tape delayed version. I'm with the OP. Gee, I could be watching the noncompting, club pro marker playing, and it wouldn't be that much different. Watching Tiger miss the fairways, fly the greens, and 3 putt is really exciting. Is the excitement watching a icon melt down?