You Know You're Addicted to Golf When…

[Mr. Desmond]

when the Phil Mickelson PM Grind Wedge starts to look good to you...

[Tee2Trees]

When you start having clubs shipped to work because the wife complains, and then people at work start to notice.

You buy, sell, then re-buy, then re-sell the same club -- just to be sure (I did this with the Nike SUMO2 driver after forgetting how bad it sounded).

You put a wear mark in the carpet from indoor chipping (hasn't happened yet thankfully).

You get one club that you decide is a keeper and then you have to re-arrange at least 2 other bags as a result of the addition.

[308 Ragin Cajun]

You're out on your back porch in the dark at 5:30 AM changing the swingweight on your 5 iron  because you've got a tournament in 3 days, and you just had a revelation that MAY add 5 yards to your distance. They say that admitting you've got a problem is the first step in curing it.

[David in FL]

True dat!

[Patch]

The 19th Hole is your favorite Sports Bar. You just got to be around golf as much as possible. 

[RFKFREAK]

You go to the gym, then home to eat, and then hit the range to practice before work 3-4 days/wk.

[phillyk]

When the first thing you take out of rental car at the hotel on vacation is the golf clubs

[Zippo]

You know you're a golf lunatic when you're in the pro shop on a course you've never played before and are admiring a $13,000.00 set of Honma Beres clubs that you just know would improve your scores and are wondering how to get the wife convinced, too....  😉

[Sandy Divot]

10 minutes ago, Zippo said:

You know you're a golf lunatic when you're in the pro shop on a course you've never played before and are admiring a $13,000.00 set of Honma Beres clubs that you just know would improve your scores and are wondering how to get the wife convinced, too....  😉

That's beyond lunacy!

[Double Mocha Man]

When you are in the process of buying a new car and the first thing you check is whether your clubs and push cart fit in the trunk.  Otherwise you can go no farther.

Edited September 16, 2020 by Double Mocha Man

[billchao]

27 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

When you are in the process of buying a new car and the first thing you check is whether your clubs and push cart fit in the trunk.  Otherwise you can go no farther.

Who would do such a thing? 

[djake]

41 minutes ago, Double Mocha Man said:

When you are in the process of buying a new car and the first thing you check is whether your clubs and push cart fit in the trunk.  Otherwise you can go no farther.

That's so true!  Why I ended getting a 4 door pickup.  It hauls a foursome for a long golf weekend in comfort and zero issues with storage space.

[TourSpoon]

My personal faves from an earlier thread.....

You regripped your bbq utensils with cord grips...

Your wife asks you if you want to play around and you go get your clubs out... 

 

[boogielicious]

37 minutes ago, billchao said:

Who would do such a thing? 

Will the new push cart fit in the Porsche? 😜

[woodzie264]

1 hour ago, Double Mocha Man said:

When you are in the process of buying a new car and the first thing you check is whether your clubs and push cart fit in the trunk.  Otherwise you can go no farther.

Been there, done just that

[Sandy Divot]

2 hours ago, Double Mocha Man said:

When you are in the process of buying a new car and the first thing you check is whether your clubs and push cart fit in the trunk.  Otherwise you can go no farther.

What's crazy about that? First thing I look at.

[billchao]

On 9/16/2020 at 12:07 PM, boogielicious said:

Will the new push cart fit in the Porsche? 😜

Plenty of room in the passenger seat 😜

[308 Ragin Cajun]

When you can't walk around in your living room, bedroom or back porch without tripping over a golf club.